This just happened..........
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
One of you is Sherlock, the other is John...you're both trapped in a lift. GO.
You: :)
Stranger: I wanna be sherlock
You: okay, i guess im john then
Stranger: Watson, what do you make of the abrupt stop, and the flickering of the lights?
You: Well, I don't mean to state the obvious Sherlock, but the lift seems to have broken....
Stranger: Yes, that is indeed the first observation to be made.
Stranger: But do you see how the dust pattern differs here around the corners of the access hatch?
You: Did someone tamper with our lift?!
Stranger: Evidently so. More importantly, observe the condensation here on this corner of the ceiling.
Stranger: It is collecting in this corner, indicating that the lift is tilted, and that the emergency brakes have thus been disabled on one side.
Stranger: *lies down on the floor* lay with me, Watson.
You: ........What? Why?
Stranger: Because within moments, the unbalanced stress on the remaining side with cause those breaks to snap as well, plummeting this coffin 5 stories down to our death...
Stranger: ... Unless we dissipate the kinetic energy of the impact by maximizing our surface area contact with the floor.
You: O.O
okay *lays on the floor* What do we do now?
Stranger: Hmmm... *observing john* remove your clothing.
You: *sigh* and how will that help us Sherlock?
Stranger: The material of your clothing is woven from silk, whose tensile strength might just be sufficient to construct a primitive hammock whose elasticity could lessen the blow of our landing.
You: I cant believe i'm doing this *starts to remove clothes*
Stranger: Come now, John, we're both men, fully knowledgeable in biology and medicine.
You: *continues to remove clothes* how much must I remove?
Stranger: All of it. And hurry, we haven't a moment to spare.
You: Dear lord *quickly take off the remainder of clothes*
Stranger: Why Watson, I didn't know you had a birthmark here *places his hand against it*
You: Sherlock! *blushes* Is that really necessary?
Stranger: Do you feel that? The lift is beginning to rock. Quick, press your body against mine and don't move.
You: I swear if we die here, i'm going to kill you. *does as told*
Stranger: *whispers into watsons ear* Watson, do you realize that nobody knew we were going to take this particular elevator at this particular hour, except for the two of us?
You: Sherlock, what are you saying? *joking* you didn't do thing did you
Stranger: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. *kiss*
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