i-aint-even-bovvered:

margflower:

minimonstertoaster:

sassy-gay-karkat:

shuumpregwithryuujisbaby:

hussies-prostate:

funimationentertainment:

3armsally:

tavros-chan:

hotfudgetsundere:

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the candy store! It isHotfudgetsundere, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming cry, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to pulverize you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!”

THE BEST

Sprinting across the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Tavros-chan! And she gives a mighty scream:

“I’m going to brutalize you into the danger zone!!”

Skulking through the icy wasteland, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh 3armsally! And she gives a cruel roar:

“I’m going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!”

holy shit

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the cliffs! It isFunimationentertainment, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows apocalyptically:

“I’m going to clobber you past the point of no return!!!”

Hark! Who is that, skulking along the candy store! It is Hussies-prostate, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

“I’m going to brutalize you so utterly, Buddha will explode!”

o

Sprinting along the steppes, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Shuumpregwithryuujisbaby! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

“I’m going to pummel you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!”

holla

Who is that, running amidst the tarmac! It is Sassy-gay-karkat, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She howls thunderously:

“I’m going to spank you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!”

omfg

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the hotel lobby! It isMinimonstertoaster, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams vengefully:

“I’m going to beat you to the moon and back, then bake cookies!!”

Who is that, striding out of the steppes! It is Margflower, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams thunderously:

“I’m going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!”

Who is that, prowling the steppes! It is I-aint-even-bovvered, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to clobber you all the way to Uranus!”

Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the candy store! It is Perpetuallyawesome, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!”

(Source: chantillyxlacey)